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DRAGONSLAYERS evolve naturally to become LAWYERSLAYERS Two famous fundamental features found in dragon and lawyer slayers are: 1) An irrepressible irrevocable irreverence for miscarriages of justice ensuing from Church and State intercourse and 2) An all-consuming conviction for continual convincing causation. An irrepressible irrevocable irreverence and an all-consuming conviction for continual convincing causation, require relentless stimulation through utilization. As the saying so sagely states, “USE IT OR LOSE IT”. LOSE IT, to suffer without end by bleating like lambs and running like lemmings. USE IT, to solicit sensational salvation. Only those for whom the bells toll loud enough to stir the sleeping giants of irreverence and causation can catch as catch can. Only those so stirred and so stimulated come to the aid of the party so as to stir the passion of irrepressible irrevocable irreverence causing continual convincing causation. Historically, Church and State intercourse created dragon like bastardizations. Over time, select free thinkers using multiple unique associations learn not to fear the bastards and evolve into Dragonslayers. King Arthur and his Knights bear witness to dragons procreating in pandemic proportion. This “Dragonic” plague leads to overworked and underpaid Dragonslayers. In lieu of payment, they earn the Realm's most revered reputation. Dragonslayers become venerated as being, the most capable and the most willing of sperm donors. As a result the slaying of dragons to extinction never happens. Post Camelot and pre Shakespeare – as if by demonic transformation and by unnatural and unnoticed mutation, some surviving dragons morph into lawyers. Dragonslayers seem interested only in maintaining and enhancing their hard won reputations and turn a blind eye to the transmutations. This delightful decadence deteriorates into a dire dereliction of duties and as a result, serious mutant lawyer outbreaks occur. Society becomes unable to distinguish decent lawyers, descended from decorum, from the malignant malformed mutants. Shakespeare identifies the problem and responds to societies' dilemma by provoking the populace with the power of the pen. For social salvation, for the sake of the greater good and with an intentionally benevolent mindset, Shakespeare, pens the slaying of all lawyers. Shakespeare is intentionally Machiavellian. Dragonslayers hearing Shakespeare's wakeup call, react, reunite, refocus, rename and reappear as Lawyerslayers. DRAGONSLAYERS evolve naturally to become LAWYERSLAYERS. Lawyerslayers make blood oaths to re-humanize the lawyer gene pool. They promise to practice pro bono procreation with lawyers' wives to strike fear in that part of lawyers' anatomies where others keep their hearts. Lawyerslayers with an intentionally benevolent mindset work overtime, harder than ever, sustaining, nay enhancing their Camelot repute by bringing new meaning to the term “working stiff”. Through Machiavellian multiple unique associations Lawyerslayers become practitioners with intentional benevolent mindsets. Leading by example the most Machiavellian Lawyerslayer and Don Quixote penetrate the flanks. They are two of the three original Machiavellians whose motto is -------- “Never sue and if sued always represent yourself”. They are completely unarmed, yet considered dangerous by lawyers. MACHIAVELLI evolved naturally to reoccur in some of US Nicollo Machiavelli is ordained to mitigate miscarriages of justice resulting from Church and State intercourse. Machiavelli evolved to become history's most maligned, most misunderstood and most misquoted Humanitarian. Machiavelli is made a scapegoat by Protestants, demonized by Catholics, and is framed by Government for allegedly masterminding the St. Barholomew Day massacre. Imprisoned wrongfully, tortured and falsely indicted on conspiracy charges are only some of the indignities inflicted on him by Mad Medieval Inquisitions, Tribunals and Commissions running rampant in the Renaissance. The last cut is the deepest. Machiavelli, a most passionate patriot and pious man is falsely accused of being a traitor to both Church and State. For him, it is the cruelest cut of all. Nicollo Machiavelli's father was a lawyer and in his formative years Nicollo is brought up to believe that he was lawyer sperm begotten. He overcomes his handicap by committing to his own, life long, Machiavellian multiple unique association therapy. This therapy initiates the utmost of insight, the zenith of rationale, the high point of civilized understanding, a complete compassion for the greatest good and an intentionally benevolent mindset. As a result, Machiavelli evolves to being supernaturally empowered to efficiently muse and to effectively mitigate the myopic and anal and artificial allegations from two-faced Tribunals, insane Inquisitions and archaic Agencies. With lawyerslayer tenacity and an inherent intentionally benevolent mindset, Machiavelli masterminds and maximizes his finely honed multiple unique association skills by slaying other peoples' demons and dragons under the guise of working on his handicap. There never was a lawyer seed. A dragon/lawyerslayer did make a pit stop. With new understanding of his begetting and his raison d'etre he dedicates his life to helping the Lawyerslayer to help other lawyerslayers help Don Quixote. He wonders if his father knew. With commonality Machiavelli and Don Quixote share philosophies. With mathematical precision Machiavelli predicts the fall of the Medici. Machiavelli's sport is analyzing governments governing without the goodwill of and for the people and with pinpoint accuracy he predicts their demise. Machiavelli becomes resilient from resisting relentless ruthless religious rituals, cruel committees and idiotic inquiries He survives, flourishes and victoriously bites the fruit of exoneration. Machiavelli attains historical longevity through an intentionally benevolent mindset. His longevity and influence is confirmed by the everlasting adulation of intelligent life. His suggestions, philosophies and multiple unique associations remain priceless and timeless treasures for those ordained to be “Princes among men” and/or Lawyerslayers. Machiavelli remains the quintessential Renaissance man, a philosopher with an ageless intentionally benevolent philosophy for the enlightened. Inadvertently and “Completely Unarmed”, Machiavelli & the Lawyerslayer find themselves in a quintessential Quixote like quest to introduce truth as evidence at any and all Canadian Human Rights Commission/Tribunal Inquisitions. THE CANADIAN HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION evolving unnaturally Canadian Government Lawyers and Mandarins of Parliament keep their word! With benevolence for all, Parliamentarians formulate the four founding foundations for the new and improved Canadian Human Rights Commission/Tribunal to be: 1) Manufactured with Machiavellian common sense 2) Infused with the Wisdom of Solomon 3) Basted in Quixote idealism and 4) Covered with Sister Theresa's compassion and with intentionally benevolent minds create an enlightened culture, helping others to help themselves by helping others. The foregoing is fiction. The following is not. Strange bedfellows, appointed under cover, including but not limited to: 1) Self-abusing political correctness freaks 2) Impotent civil servant mandarins 3) Homosexual agenda proponents and 4) Liberal government lawyers incapable of private practice, manually and anally and in concert conceive Canadian Human Rights in name only. The Rights Commission seemingly supports the appointees' shortcomings and their shortsighted agendas. The Rights Commission ostensibly offers only lip service to noble ideals all the while begetting bogus billable hours. Government Commission lawyers pay less than autistic attention to the greater good of Canadian Citizens. Playing political correctness cards together with minority and homosexual interests seeking the most for the least, they hijack the Commission – pulverizing pure and proper principles in the process! Being anally bent and being bent on being anally politically correct while mandating multiculturalism, male marriage, metric measurement, merry holidays, malleable morality and much ado about nothing may cause anal leakage. Failing miserably, the Rights Commission/Tribunal resorts to Trudeau-like diversionary tactics. With knee jerk reaction this Federal farce further frustrates its mandate by presupposing World Wide Web jurisdiction. This felonious foible forces flawed federal lawyers into becoming Commission Cyberspace Cops. Self-Commissioning a complaint, Commission Cyberspace Cops indict Ernst Zundel and his website with International Internet Hate and Holocaust denial. Prepared for war, Ernst goosesteps into the Tribunal arena completely armed with lawyers Doug Christie, Barbara Kulaszka and sidekick Paul Fromm. They present mountains of fact before the Tribunal yet they fail to bring in truth as evidence. Ernst Zundel is lucky because, just like Keystone Cops, the Commission's Keyboard Cops are able to wrest defeat from the jaws of victory. Political pundits predict a hollow, benign and unenforceable verdict in favor for the Commission over Zundel. The Commission constantly consumes, nay, devours loonies - faster than all the Quebec Sponsorship Ad Agencies and the Federal Gun Registry combined. Cyberspace Keyboard Cops seem as capable of World Wide Web jurisdiction as gun registry potentates are at keeping guns from criminals. As a result of the Commission's inability to pin Zundel and their failure to glean precedent in their quest for World Wide Web communication control, the Canadian Human Rights Commission/Tribunal fallaciously accuses Machiavelli of sexual orientation discrimination by citing his acclaimed opines of homosexual pedophiles. In the same breath they indict the Lawyerslayer with sexual orientation discrimination citing his web-based homosexual pedophile comments. Comments include the obvious age differential of the elder Member of Parliament and lawyer, Svend Robinson with the youth Max Riveron. Linking the truth of said age differential with a previous age disparity in the “relationship” between former Member of Parliament and lawyer, Ron Basford and the then youthful Svend is deemed by the Rights Agency as sexual orientation discrimination. Canadian Human Rights Commission lawyers are also pissed with Don Quixote. They seek an injunction against him because he only works pro bono. The following are the ten decrees of Liberal Government lawyers and entrenched bureaucratic mandarins 1) Never hear, see or speak no evil of other lawyers and mandarins 2) Always get paid. 3) Never seek justice or fight for principle. 4) Always make life a living hell for your “opponent's” clients. 5) Never admit to right or wrong. 6) Always fight any legal system reform. 7) Never suggest taking personal responsibility. 8) Always blame others. 9) Never allow pro bono. 10) Always cede to the second decree. Machiavellian rules: 1) One does not have to be right to sue. 2) One does not have to be wrong to be sued. 3) One does not have to be wrong to lose 4) One does not have to be right to win. |
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